Totos, the porch and the exhibition… The joke of the day (3/9) – Funny

Totos, the porch and the exhibition… The joke of the day (3/9) – Funny
Totos, the porch and the exhibition… The joke of the day (3/9) – Funny

Totos, the terrace and the exhibition… The Athensmagazine.gr greets you with the classic joke of the day (3/9) and we hope you like it as much as yesterday.

Let’s see the joke in detail below:

One day the teacher at school puts on a report on “An Ordinary Day”.

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Totos wrote:

“In the morning I wake up, wash, dress, eat breakfast, jump off the porch, go to school, come home, eat lunch, do my homework, watch TV, eat dinner and sleep.

The next day I wake up, wash, get dressed, eat breakfast, jump off the porch, go to school, come home, eat lunch, do my homework, watch TV, eat dinner and sleep.”

Upon seeing this, Toto’s teacher says that something is wrong and decides that she needs to see Toto’s parents to find out what is wrong with him.

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So he decides to go home.

He reaches home and rings the doorbell. A lady opens the door.

– Good Evening. You must be Toto’s mother, says the teacher.

– No, I am Veranda! says the lady.

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Bonus joke: Totos sees his grandmother…

Totos sees his grandmother sitting naked in the living room and asks her:

– Hey grandma, why are you naked???

And the grandmother answers him:

– I’m not naked my child, I’m wearing the dress of love, don’t you see?

And the parrot answers:

-Well, can’t you at least iron it??

The article is in Greek

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